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The best Grinch Christmas quotes and sayings handpicked for you are here. The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He is mostly famous for being the main character in the children’s book: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! The Grinch is portrayed as being a pot-bellied, pear-shaped, hairy, snub-nosed creature with a cat-like face and cynical personality. In more modern representations, he is typically colored avocado green. The Grinch has spent the past 53 years living in seclusion on a cliff, overlooking the town of Whoville.

The Grinch during Christmas

Grinch Quotes & Sayings

Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.

That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been.

And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!

Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.

Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?

It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?

I tell you Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here.

That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! ‘I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.’ Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is…

All right, fine! I’m not talking to you anymore! In fact, I’m going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won’t be able to hear it.

HELP ME… I’m FEELING.

Are you two still living?

Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

But what would I wear?

Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.

Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.

It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas (the thought) means a little bit more.

What’s that stench? It’s fantastic.

Am I just eating because I’m bored?

All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We’ll improvise… just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You’re gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!

If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.

4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.